Like H. P. Lovecraft's ancient monsters, this pizza is indescribable in its terrifying taste.
A crime against humanity.
A crime against pizza.
Practically inedible. The taste is starting to get downright bad. What on earth have you put on a pizza to achieve this taste? Or do we want to know?
Cardboard, cardboard and more cardboard. If you want to taste something other than cardboard, you have to soak it in whatever spices you have available. Only for those who are very hungry...or have come home from a soggy after-party.
Frozen pizza level has been reached.
We are starting to move into cardboard territory where flavor disappears and only texture remains.
One-dimensional and slightly awkward pizza that will fill you up, but nothing much more.
A perfectly okay pizza, but not memorable.
A pizza that is good, but a bit boring.
A good pizza margherita at the restaurant.
A good pizza that you're glad you ordered at a restaurant, but that you wouldn't necessarily order again.
Noticeable increase in quality. The flavor profile is starting to become more complex, but it is still clear that the level can be raised. But perhaps not exactly with this flavor combination.
A very good pizza with a distinctive taste. However, it is not fully balanced and it is clear that it has the potential to be noticeably better. It is just a matter of finding out what is missing or can be replaced to improve it.
A memorable pizza with great flavor. If you order this out, you will be very satisfied and will remember it. But you can identify what can lift it even more.
A taste delight in your mouth. The balance here is very good, the flavors compliment each other well and lift each other. It is clear that it has the potential to be even better, but less clear how.
This is, excuse the language, a damn good pizza. It only needs a few tweaks to bring out the small potential that hasn't been reached yet. A delight for the mouth.
An absolutely delicious pizza experience you won't forget and will strive to achieve again. The flavors harmonize beautifully and create a feast in your mouth.
You have reached perfection with these ingredients. If you are going to make a better pizza than this, you have to make it from something else. Here the flavors seamlessly blend into each other and lift each other to new heights. The structure is perfect. A taste experience you will long for for a long time to come.
The Holy Grail of Pizza. Congratulations, you've rounded up pizza: Winner Winner Pizza Dinner.
D.I.P. · DOES IT PIZZA?
Does It Pizza? D.I.P. scale from 1 to 20
This is how the Pizzakollektivet uses the D.I.P. score to rate pizza from terrible taste to the Holy Grail of pizza.